Take a good look at me in this picture and tell me if you see anything. I know, I know, I look good. There's no need to state the obvious, but thank you for thinking so. Please don't be intimidated and or distracted by my awesome fashion sense or incredible physique. I do always try to look my best and dress in clothes that will make me look my pudgiest. Perhaps, I can offer fashion and exercise tips in a different post.
I want you to look at that thing on my left cheek. That thing is probably the biggest and longest lasting monster zit I have ever had in my life. Ever. It's going on 4 weeks since that beautiful thing popped out. I can't get it to go away. I've tried ignoring it, but that's an impossible task for me. I've tried putting zit cream on it. All that has done is dry out the skin and make it peel off. I've tried popping it. No such luck with that either. All that happens when I do that is that it will get bigger and more purple, bleed and form an all new scab. Thereby, starting the whole process all over again. Nothing seems to work. I fully expect an alien to come out of my face once it's done incubating in there. There's just no other explanation as to why this thing has been hanging around for so long. I want it to go away. I feel like I've had a flashing neon arrow pointing at my face for all this time. Don't tell me you haven't noticed it.