Wednesday, March 25, 2009

You just keep me hanging on

Take a good look at me in this picture and tell me if you see anything. I know, I know, I look good. There's no need to state the obvious, but thank you for thinking so. Please don't be intimidated and or distracted by my awesome fashion sense or incredible physique. I do always try to look my best and dress in clothes that will make me look my pudgiest. Perhaps, I can offer fashion and exercise tips in a different post.

I want you to look at that thing on my left cheek. That thing is probably the biggest and longest lasting monster zit I have ever had in my life. Ever. It's going on 4 weeks since that beautiful thing popped out. I can't get it to go away. I've tried ignoring it, but that's an impossible task for me. I've tried putting zit cream on it. All that has done is dry out the skin and make it peel off. I've tried popping it. No such luck with that either. All that happens when I do that is that it will get bigger and more purple, bleed and form an all new scab. Thereby, starting the whole process all over again. Nothing seems to work. I fully expect an alien to come out of my face once it's done incubating in there. There's just no other explanation as to why this thing has been hanging around for so long. I want it to go away. I feel like I've had a flashing neon arrow pointing at my face for all this time. Don't tell me you haven't noticed it.

17 comments:

Christa said...

OK, I'm kind of freaking out. I scheduled this post to post tomorrow, but I guess blogger had something else in mind. It even says it was published on Wednesday, March 25, 2009. What is going on? Why did it decide to do it now? Did I miss an entire day and it really is Wednesday? I am so confused.

Erin said...

Blogger likes to frustrate us sometimes, doesn't it??

I'm sorry for the zit. I hate it when that happens! But your eyes look happy. I think you are happy mom, sitting on the porch with your kids. And you are comfy too. I'd usually rather be comfy than all dressed up.

Lisa said...

Have you tried toothpaste? That's the only thing I've found that works for those hateful underground things.

BTW....didn't see it and I think you look mavalous dahling!

Just SO said...

If you hadn't said what it was I would have thought it was a dimple or something like that. I hate zits like this.

Jillene said...

Maybe blogger has decided that you live in another country.

As for the zit--I honestly don't know what to tell you. I have never had one last that long. Maybe call a Dermatologist?! There might be some kind of infection in it.

Christa said...

I do have to say that I think my hair looks pretty good in this picture. I will thank Kristen for that.

Bobie said...

YOUUUUUU LOOOOOOK MAVEEEEELOUS DARLING!! :) AND YES DEFINITELY A GOOD HAIR DAY, AND ADORABLE KIDS TOO. DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE THE BIG UGLY THING ON YOUR CHEEK!!

Jo said...

Honestly, I wouldn't have known if you hadn't told me. I hope it goes away soon!

Jillene said...

I thnk that blogger is a little off it's rocker--your post posted again 10 minutes ago.

Christa said...

It's the gremlin in the server. It's wreaking havoc everywhere. I had this scheduled to post today and when it did yesterday, I went in and checked the date and time stamp. They said today's date. I reentered just to try and fix it and nothing worked. It still wanted to post yesterday. Now it's coming up in readers today!? I have no idea what is going on.

Beck said...

I think you look like a super model. Look out Tyra Banks- Here comes Christa! And I was thinking about your prize zit, and it sounds like a spider bite to me... ?? How is your Dr. Pepper quitting going? I feel your pain.

Christa said...

I'm at 9 days and counting with no Dr. Pepper. I still want to die.

Amanda and Nick said...

Ok I have some good/bad news for you. That thing could possibly actually not be a montstrous zit. That was the good news, the bad news is that Nick had that happen and so we took him to the doc and it was actually an infection from an ingrown hair and will some meds for infection it was gone in no time. So good news, it is curable. Bad news, it might take a trip to the doc.

Kristen said...

You are the only one that it bugs, but I like your hair also and I am glad that you are in a picture with your kids, I never seem to be in any pictures because I am always the one behind the camera.

The Van V's said...

I didn’t even notice your blue ribbon state fair prize winning zit….however I would go see a doctor make sure you earned that blue ribbon because no one likes a cheater.

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