Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Reasons why I had kids - according to my kids

  • To always have someone to take out the trash.

  • To always have someone to clean up around the house. While I just sit and watch, of course.

  • To have someone to say "No" to.

  • To say "No" to in order to deny them any fun. Ever.

  • To have someone I never have to say "Yes" to.

  • To have someone to sadistically torture by taking them to the grocery store.

  • To have someone to take to the grocery store "every single day and never let do anything else but go to the grocery store".
  • To have someone I can make wear hideous plaid shorts that make them "look like an American on the top and a Scottish person on the bottom".

There's more, but that's enough for now.

10 comments:

Jillene said...

hehe!! My kids think the SAME EXACT things!! Well--except for the American on top and Scottish person on bottom. When I read that I could hear him sying it in my head. hehe!!

Kristina P. said...

Hey, you had kids for the same reason MY mom had kids!

Nick & Amanda said...

Wait isn't this why you have kids?? Don't they know that eventually they get the same pleasure, and you are just breaking them in and showing them the ropes?

SO said...

Pictures of the shorts please!

Rosie and Derek said...

Ha ha, I love it!

Dan and Dionne said...

This is why I had kids of course. Would there be any other reason!

danamack1 said...

When I stopped laughing and laughing it is so true. Those are all the reasons we have kids it wasn't plaid shorts etc but other things

The Boob Nazi said...

I love tartan! Maybe you should take your kids to Scotland so they can fully appreciate it! hahaha

Michelle said...

hahahahaha!

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