- To always have someone to take out the trash.
- To always have someone to clean up around the house. While I just sit and watch, of course.
- To have someone to say "No" to.
- To say "No" to in order to deny them any fun. Ever.
- To have someone I never have to say "Yes" to.
- To have someone to sadistically torture by taking them to the grocery store.
- To have someone to take to the grocery store "every single day and never let do anything else but go to the grocery store".
- To have someone I can make wear hideous plaid shorts that make them "look like an American on the top and a Scottish person on the bottom".
There's more, but that's enough for now.