My family seems to think that I am a psychic. No, I am not. I am however, constantly forced to be a detective and finder of lost things. They're constantly asking me where this or that or the other thing is. My answer to all of these questions is this: If I wasn't with you when you - took off your shoes, stopped playing with and put down your Gameboy, took a game out of the Wii and put it on the shelf, were coloring, were using your pillow or blanket, took off your backpack, were doing your homework, or otherwise following you around every single second of every single day, I can't tell you where everything is.
2 comments:
You crack me up!! My sentiments exactly!!
My kids and husband think the same thing about me. I always reply to them, "Hold on and let me tune into Psychic Johnny for the answer". They always ask who Psychic Johnny is and I tell them I have no idea. They just never seem to get it!
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