I hate cats. Like, I despise them with every fiber of my being. I hate the way they look. So, why did I include a picture of one? I don't know. Just looking at it is making me physically sick. Oh, and before anyone says, "but what about kittens? Kittens are soooooo cute." Fine. Kittens are sort of cute. I can admit that much. The problem is that they grow up into cats.
I hate the way they sound. There is NOTHING more disgusting than the sounds a cat makes when in heat. Or when fighting with another one. That's gross too. Or when they purr. Or when they meow. I guess I hate the way they sound all around.
I hate they way they move. They are not graceful and majestic. They are sneaky and evil. Oh, and they way they move when in heat!? Don't even get me started on that.
I hate the way they smell. Do I really need to say anymore about that?
I hate the way they shed.
I hate the way they feel. I can't stand to pet a cat. I can't stand feeling their spines, or the bones in their tails. Shivers are running up and down my spine right now, just thinking about touching a cat.
My next door neighbors have multiple cats. Cats that they leave out to roam all the time. Cats that are constantly breeding with each other and producing more cats. Cats that come into my yard and crap in my garden or planter. There are freaking cats everywhere.
Currently, there's one that's especially brave. If it's around when we open the door, it will try to dart into our house. It has no fear and doesn't run when you try to scare it away. In fact, it actually tries to get ME to PET it.
It was hanging around in our backyard when we got home from church yesterday. Ryan tried to chase it off, but it wouldn't go more then a few feet away from the door. So, we all ran inside and prayed it would just go away. I obsessed for the rest of the night over the idea of that darn cat sitting outside my door just waiting for the opportunity to get in. I obsessed so much, I dreamed about cats all.night.long. STUPID CATS WERE IN MY DREAMS ALL NIGHT. I'm really angry about it.