Thursday, September 17, 2009

An ode to Certain Dri

First, before I begin rhapsodizing, I need to say a few things. My love and use of this product has not diminished. I simply use Certain Dri at night and the clinical deodorant in the morning.

Next, I am not a constantly wet, dripping, sweaty mess. I'm afraid this being my second post about an anti-perspirant might imply that. I just don't like to feel sweaty. At all. Anything that I can do to combat that, I do.

Finally, I need to thank Boob Nazi for telling me about it. Why, oh why, did it take me so long to listen to you? I should have tried this ages ago.

Oh, Certain Dri, I love you so. I've only been using you for 3 days, but I've already felt and seen a difference. You have totally changed my world. I simply swipe you across my skin a couple of times before I go to bed and you take care of the rest. Nary a drop of sweat escapes. I feel dry all day. I love you so very much and never want to live a day of my life without you. You are that amazing.

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What's on the menu today: Baked Mac & Cheese.